I'm not a regular blog, I'm a cool blog

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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ghosthug:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

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Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"

Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"

floristical:

my master piss

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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

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the-blue-october:

I hate time zones.

A lot.

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magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you

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